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But with brothers I find, that they, too, have internalized a particular relationship to the body-type most associated with the mammy figure.

They see girls like me as sisters, as homegirls, but not as love options, because they don’t find big girls sexy.

They usually find us I know there is this myth in Black America that brothers like their sisters thick, thick like a luscious milkshake, that “brings all the boys to the yard,” as it were.

When I look in the mirror, for the most part, I like what I see.

I like my curves, I like ass, I like my legs, I like my boobs (which I only have in abundance, when I’m tipping the scales), and I like my face.

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